I just remembered this conversation from long time ago. I didn't find it funny that time. But now I suddenly remembered and began giggling.
DOSA: (Looking at Report) Hmm, So 5 exam bunks, 2 presentation bunks, 9 classes attended in whole semester. Would you care to explain yourself?
ME: Blah blah blah blah
DOSA: go to the counselor. If you don't then I will be forced to inform your parents.
I went to the counselor.
COUNSELOR: (After reading the report, concerned look) Why Sudipto why?
ME: Its difficult to pin point the exact reason. Let's just say I am lazy
COUNSELOR: Everybody is lazy. Even I am lazy. I am always procrastinating. I always arrive late.
ME: (Seriously) If there are choices offered for questions in a paper, I choose the one I know least about, so that I can't write much. I am that lazy. I have left the Examination Hall more than once, a couple of hours early even though I knew a lot of the answers, just because I felt like watching Star Wars again at that very moment. Another time when I wasn't allowed to leave the Hall because it was too early I decided to take a nap and the Invigilator had to wake me up by poking when he came to collect my paper at the end of the exam some two hours later.
COUNSELOR: (facepalm)
DOSA: (Looking at Report) Hmm, So 5 exam bunks, 2 presentation bunks, 9 classes attended in whole semester. Would you care to explain yourself?
ME: Blah blah blah blah
DOSA: go to the counselor. If you don't then I will be forced to inform your parents.
I went to the counselor.
COUNSELOR: (After reading the report, concerned look) Why Sudipto why?
ME: Its difficult to pin point the exact reason. Let's just say I am lazy
COUNSELOR: Everybody is lazy. Even I am lazy. I am always procrastinating. I always arrive late.
ME: (Seriously) If there are choices offered for questions in a paper, I choose the one I know least about, so that I can't write much. I am that lazy. I have left the Examination Hall more than once, a couple of hours early even though I knew a lot of the answers, just because I felt like watching Star Wars again at that very moment. Another time when I wasn't allowed to leave the Hall because it was too early I decided to take a nap and the Invigilator had to wake me up by poking when he came to collect my paper at the end of the exam some two hours later.
COUNSELOR: (facepalm)
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